so it's my girl's b-day. starts out cool. little chillin with friends, drinks, good eats. then we head to "My Apartment" for a little extra birthday fun. my girl is meeting some friends there. no problem. one of these "friends" somehow targets me as his victim for the evening and proceeds to invade my personal space. problem. besides my not being remotely interested, he had sweaty hands and halitosis like nobody's business. i couldn't get away from him. if i danced, he was suddently dancing with me. if i sat down, he arranged to sit beside me. not cool.
now along with halitosis man, there is a couple doing BALLROOM DANCING at the club, also causing me annoyance. they seem completely unaware there is anyone else around them. they bump me once, i seethe quietly. they ram into me, i look at them and say "that's twice" but they take no notice. they run me over and chicky-poo stabs my toe with her stiletto heel and i lose my mind. i politely(profanely) advised them that was the third time and that i'd had enough. they apologize and leave me and my broken toe with an excuse not to dance with godzilla breath anymore.
i hit the sack around 5, managed to wake up on time and limp my way to work. all is cool until my manager loses it on me for trying to clock out cuz i was done. ??? then i get home to find a lovely surprise.
-(tara and nathan are apparently into random acts of kindness, and agreed to dogsit regardless of the three cats in the house)- the dog left me a present on my living room floor.
needless to say i'm going back to bed now, where nothing else bad can happen to me.
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LOL
You have no proof it was said dog!
Poor CJ
tara, if it was not said dog... um.. who was it? you or nathan?? :P
I blame the cats.
Hi BTW
could have been asia, always said she was a little s*** :P
i'm thinking we have an intervention for tara who poops on the floor and blames it on the pets!!
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